Happy Holi 2015 Funny Jokes Whatsapp sms text messages

Holi is going to be celebrated on 6th March 2015. Which is incomplete with funny Holi Jokes wishes, people share text sms with their loved ones.Basically in India funny messages are use inorder to say glad Holi festival. Along with the wishes they do share greeting of this special day.Holi is celebrated in all the state of India. This festival is also popular in Nepal and many other European countries. Holi celebration begins with lighting up of bonfire on the Holi eve. The festival falls on the last full moon day of Falgun according to Hindu calendar. Different people have various different reasons to celebrate the festival. Some belives that holi celebrates the killing Holika, the sister of Hrinyakashyapu.

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On the eve of Holi, called Chhoti Holi people light huge bonfires, the ceremony is called Holika Dahan. while some people celebrate as festival of spring and end of winter season. Holika Dahan is celebrated a day before Holi.In which people say is the day to burns the evil powers. Next day is celebrated as Holi, festival of colors and love. Holi is one of most popular festival of India, Nepal. But way of celebration may be different in various state across country.On this special occasion we have impressive collection of text messages that also Funny jokes.

Happy Holi 2015 Funny Jokes Whatsapp sms text messages

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Wish u all a very HAPPY DIWALI,

Enjoy diwali with colors and crackers,
Please dont drink BHAANG
Maine bhi nahi pee hai ;)
Aap bhi mat peena
...Take care
& once again
wish u all MERRY CHRISTMAS
& HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabhi h,
Jo dekhta h kehta h kya maal gulabhi h,
Pichle baras jo tune bhigiya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka wo rumal gulabhi h.

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya.
ye kya?
Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?

Arz hai
sir me dard ho to kha lo sirdard ki goli
wah wah
sir me dard ho to kha lo sirdard ki goli
Mubarak ho apko
Happy Holli
Happy Holli

Holi par rang barse
or
Aap k uper apno ka
pyar barse,
Rab se yahi duaa hai hamari
Aap khushi k liye nahi,khushi aap
ke liye tarse Wish u happy holi.

Holi Funny Hindi shayari

Gul ne gulshan se ye paigam bheja h,
Sitaro ne gagan se ye salam bheja h,
Mubarak ho aapko ye holi,
Humne tahe dil se ye paigam bheja h.

Me janha janha jata hoon,
Mujhe tera hi chahera dikhta hai,
are nahi, Nahi isme tumahra koi kusur nahi,
Salo sab chahero aaj rangile hai
Happy Holi

Holi tyohar hai Rang aur Bhaang ka
Hum sab yaaron ka
Ghar mein aaye mehmano ka
Gali mein gali walon ka
Mohalle mein mahol waalo ka
Desh mein deshwalo ka.
Bura naa maano Holi hai

Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
Holi Mubarak..

Height of Cleanliness
Carrying a handkerchief during holi and
cleaning ur hand each tym u say ‘Holi
Mubark’..after lagaing gulal on their gaal..!

No Toli
No Kholi
Khao “GOLI”
aur
Raho “SLOLY”
Q ki
O my “DEAR FRIEND”
Aa gayi Holi
Yaad rakhna hamari wishes..
“HAPPY HOLI”

Niklo galiyo mein bana ke toli,
bhiga do aaj har ladki ki jholi,
muskura de to usey bahon mein bhar lo,
warna nikal lo keh ke HAPPY HOLI.

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